as i like to call it
“narrowing down the list of people who are invited to a wicked awesome party with a bouncy castle and water slide and ice cream”
if ur biceps are bigger than ur head u need to stop
u sound weak and jealous
if armin isnt voiced by morgan freeman then theres no point the entire anime is ruined
So, me and my family have been staying in hotels, and in every hotel, I’ve been leaving quarters in all the bathrooms. This is making my family very confused and they keep laughing. So im gonna go stick another quarter in a bar of soap.
this whole website needs jesus
I’m gonna fuck jesus
DO! NOT! FUCK! JESUS!
so i was trying to google that scene in pirates of the caribbean where jack and will are walking underwater with the rowboat over their heads cause it looks cool and i wanna try it
but the thing is i googled “boat scene in pirates of the caribbean”
so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
i hate crying in front of people so if i have ever cried in front of you, yes it does kinda mean you’re important but mostly it means it was a terrible accident that i will regret forever